Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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