my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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