we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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