I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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