4 words: hood of his car
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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