You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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