She's JV to your varsity
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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