they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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