oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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