god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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