Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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