I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I don't think brook has ever known best
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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