Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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