Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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