you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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