sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i wish my penis had a tongue
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
