Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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