wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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