I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I just made out with a guy for $7.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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