Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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