I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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