is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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