If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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