we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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