none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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