last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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