I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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