We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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