Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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