if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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