real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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