so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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