it's like iHOP with fire
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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