They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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