I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
When did angry sex become our thing?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
