Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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