don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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