Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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