My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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