trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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