Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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