i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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