i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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