is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
Randomize
