You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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