they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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