dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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