oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
false alarm, still single
i out mim tonsoeep
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