My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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