Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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