She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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