Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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