Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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