My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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