one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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