And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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