evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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