I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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