whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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